Hotel Motel 6 San Antonio Downtown - Riverwalk (San Antonio, USA)

There are only two breakfast tables in total and these are stuck in the reception area. They obviously don't want to do breakfast and would prefer you to scuttle back to your room and stay out of the way. If you hang on in there, though; there's a chocolate bar, diluted coffee and water waiting to tempt your appetite. There is no bread, fruit or milk. Plus, there are no cereals either. Breakfast is a disaster.

The rooms are in a pretty poor state with stained bedding, dirty towels, old beds and sagging mattresses. A number of features are missing all together: refrigerator, microwave, TV channels, phone line ... and WiFi signal! It's really not very clean so the only living beings returning with enthusiasm are ... bed bugs! In this category, there's plenty of variety.

The rooms consist of a load of unmatched, worn, dirty and broken furniture. Sadly, this is in keeping with the image of the hotel. There's no hot water, the previous guests' food is in the microwave (*should be done by now!) and bed linen is soiled. It's not just the furniture. There's hardly anything here that isn't suspect and .. 'wibberly, wobberly'. A 1938 song, its good advice to do 'The Wibberly, Wobberly Walk' quickly and away from here.